Night Time Shenanigans

Across the road from me lives a nice lesbian couple. They bought their old farmhouse six months before my wife and I bought ours. Some nights when I lay awake in bed I can see them walking around their yard with flashlights and their heads down, doing only God knows what. Maybe they're just looking …

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Gotta Love It!

We got our first snow storm last night and it isn't even winter yet. They're predicting another six plus inches today. No problem, I thought, because last summer I spotted a Toro S200 snow thrower at the curb. The sign on it said: WORKS! So I took it home, put it in the barn and …

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The Voice Inside

She heard a voice deep inside her head telling her quietly that she was dead. An unfriendly voice she recognized not. "Worthless," it whispers "Prepare to rot." She believed every word as if it was Gospel "I'd kill myself," she said "If it were possible." If it were not for God...