Dreaming About Joy Behar… Seriously?

I had a dream that Joy Behar kicked me off her show. She didn’t want me to be a guest anymore on The View. She said I was too polite and clean with every hair follicle in place. It made her look bad, like a poor slob.

Whoopie said she wanted to go home with me and make pies…. whatever that means. I woke up before I could find out.

Now I have a massive headache. I can still hear Joy screeching at the top of her lungs to the producer to hurry up and toss me out the door. I need some extra strength Excedrin and to take a nap.

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