A Dapper Dood

His name was Dapper Dood

A sharp man but very rood.

Always dressed in his masculine doodness.

His nose high in the air

with a cane and limp wrist

made the women giggle

at such arrogant roodness.

Oh, but wait, he said

to every dame and damsel

until you see me in my glorious noodness

They scoffed and snorted

and said the dood can’t spell

He’s lood and crood

Smells like sour food

A very bad Booddhist

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