The neighbor across the way.
Suspicious activity?
Yes, there’s a camper in their driveway!
Oh! God help us all!
A few people taking pictures
of everything
The house
The camper
The backyard.
Not State Police
Not anyone in uniform
Just regular folks with their phone camera
The county?
Code Enforcement official?
They knock on front door
Type on their phone
Slip papers in the mailbox
Someone’s camping in the camper
There are rules and regulations
Must have license plate
Be at least three feet from any structure
Have water and electric
A sanitary way to dispose of human waste
Need approval from the neighborhood
Just one complaint from a grumpy neighbor is all it takes
“Too unsightly”
“Lowers property value”
Never mind that it’s on your own land.
That you pay your taxes
You could be fined
Or worse
Because your driveway abuts the street
It’s the same as parking your camper on the street.
The backyard is fine
Just completely conceal it.
Behind a 10 foot tall fence
If your neighnor can see the roof of it
It’s too tall
An 11 foot camper
Here’s another citation
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Whosoever Will, May Come 
This world just keeps getting more ridiculous….
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It really is, Dawn.
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Small town emotions. Everything is regulated. You sneezed? Noise violations.
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Exactly. There’s always nosy neighbors with nothing better to do. To them a camper in someone’s driveway is an eyesore. They pick up the phone and make some calls.
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Their nose gets longer and their ears grow larger. They just get uglier.
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Almost sounds like a giant hare that’s a bigger uglier version of a rabbit.
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Arthur Rackham, I think did an illustration of a similar woodland creature. I’ll see if I can find it.
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Would love to see it.
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I just found the one I was thinking of. I’ll see if I can attach it.
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I have a camper in my driveway 😂 it’s not even a good looking one.
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More power to you! I love ugly old campers.
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