Night Time Shenanigans

Across the road from me lives a nice lesbian couple. They bought their old farmhouse six months before my wife and I bought ours. Some nights when I lay awake in bed I can see them walking around their yard with flashlights and their heads down, doing only God knows what. Maybe they're just looking …

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Gotta Love It!

We got our first snow storm last night and it isn't even winter yet. They're predicting another six plus inches today. No problem, I thought, because last summer I spotted a Toro S200 snow thrower at the curb. The sign on it said: WORKS! So I took it home, put it in the barn and …

The Voice Inside

She heard a voice deep inside her head telling her quietly that she was dead. An unfriendly voice she recognized not. "Worthless," it whispers "Prepare to rot." She believed every word as if it was Gospel "I'd kill myself," she said "If it were possible." If it were not for God...

Delirious With Fever

This might sound stupid crazy or sick but hear me out before you judge me quick. I love to have a very high fever when it snows in winter. Where temps are minus a frigid cold snap With me running outside without coat or cap. I never feel the biting wind the deep freeze that …

The Sound Of God Singing

In Zephaniah 3:17 (a book in the Old Testament), It reads: "The Lord your God is in your midst, a mighty one who will save; he will rejoice over you with gladness; he will quiet you by his love; he will exult over you with loud singing." Zephaniah, a prophet, was speaking of a time …

Blocking WordPress Posts

I had just returned home from a trip to the grocery store when I noticed my alter ego hunched over my laptop in the living room. "What are you doing?" I asked. "Blocking WordPress posts," he replied, without looking up. "Why in the world are you doing that?" "Because they are either annoying, full of …

No Christmas This Year

It came upon a midnight unclear the snow falling hard I could not hear. The fog was dense as we all shook in fear. Would Santa find us? What about his reindeer? What? No presents? None this year? Oh perish the thought! Have no fear! I will go to Walmart and walk if I cannot …