Everything Was Bigger Back Then

To a child riding in a car everything is bigger Badder Stranger Those giant power lines Transmission towers were steel Superheros on massive steroids. Or something terrifying from outer space! Imagine these things taking over the world Walking slowly from right to left Electrically charged Shaking the ground beneath them Destroying everything in their path. …

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A Dapper Dood

His name was Dapper Dood A sharp man but very rood. Always dressed in his masculine doodness. His nose high in the air with a cane and limp wrist made the women giggle at such arrogant roodness. Oh, but wait, he said to every dame and damsel until you see me in my glorious noodness …

A Man With Class

I like the time when men were more dapper. Refined. Debonair. When they carried classy objects in their pockets. Without them they weren't ready for the day. A pocket watch on a chain became necessary for the man of means in case he met a lady who inquired as to the time. "Two minutes after …

Bored Games

Guess Who? Ah, mister Perfection. Bingo! Why do you always have to have a Monopoly on our conversations? I havent a Clue what you're talking about. You've always been nothing but Trouble. Sorry! I've decided not to have the Operation You're taking a great Risk. That's the game of Life It's been a hard Scrabble …

So Bite Me

I pronounce the word: orange or-ringe I'm told that's wrong So bite me Like I even care Why make life so complicated? When you spell color - colour do I ever say anything? And btw, it's civil eye zation and eye-talian That's how eye say it and I'm sticking to it

You Rang, Sir?

I have a butler No, his name isn't Jeeves That has gotten so old Let's use our imagination What shall we call him? Heeves? No no no that will make me puke Beeves... no Beavis! Don't be a butthead Hey, Butthead the Butler! I likes that! (photo from pixabay.com)