Golden Years

Memories remind me that I have lived.

Happy Old Camper

Vincent. That's what I'm going to name him. After Vincent Van Go. I'm referring to the old camper. A Winnebago actually. I don't own it yet, but I see it in my near future. I want that dream of us taking old Vincent and travelling wherever our hearts desires. He'll be old, not a thing …

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The Psychiatrist Who Loved Freud

Psychiatrist: "You are a hysterical woman. I could give you pills for that, but it will leave you spacey and lethargic. I don't think your husband would like that." Woman: "It's not about my husband." "Oh, but it is. This affects him very much." "In what way?" "He would want a wife who is vibrant …

There’s A Pill For That

Psychiatrist: "Tell me about yourself. What do you like to do?" Client: "I collect books." "How many books would you say you have?" "Oh, probably close to a hundred." "Ah, I see. You are a Pack Rat." "What does that even mean?" "A hoarder." "I only collect books. They are in one room on shelves. …

Ravishing Dreams

Be quiet. Be perfectly still. Do not even try to wake me. Not a word. It's too early to love. To reminisce. To live. Don't wait for me. I'm not even there. Not until my dream finishes. I'm about to be ravished Image by pixabay

Birth Defects

"God doesn't make mistakes!" He has a parasitic twin protruding from the hip One has the organs, the brain His blood is pumped into the body of the other He was keeping his dead twin nourished "God doesn't make mistakes." He/she was born with male and female parts Gets to choose which one they will …