a bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats at 5 AM, a laptop and WordPress.com.
Tag: humor
Gotta Love It!
We got our first snow storm last night and it isn't even winter yet. They're predicting another six plus inches today. No problem, I thought, because last summer I spotted a Toro S200 snow thrower at the curb. The sign on it said: WORKS! So I took it home, put it in the barn and …
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Blocking WordPress Posts
I had just returned home from a trip to the grocery store when I noticed my alter ego hunched over my laptop in the living room. "What are you doing?" I asked. "Blocking WordPress posts," he replied, without looking up. "Why in the world are you doing that?" "Because they are either annoying, full of …
No Christmas This Year
It came upon a midnight unclear the snow falling hard I could not hear. The fog was dense as we all shook in fear. Would Santa find us? What about his reindeer? What? No presents? None this year? Oh perish the thought! Have no fear! I will go to Walmart and walk if I cannot …
Worst Cooks In America
There's a TV show called: 'Worst Cooks In America.' It consists of a motley crew that can't cook, yet they must prepare dishes using certain ingredients. Two judges, Chef Anne and Chef Robert, decide which ones to eliminate till there's one left. The winner gets $10,000 Debbie is 39, Caucasian and a bundle of nerves. …
The Attorney Who Dropped Dead
I was very shocked to learn that my alter ego had recently called an attorney. He recited to me the conversation that took place in Mr. Brown's office. Mr. Brown: "What brings you here, sir?" Ego: "I want to sue the business I had been working for." Mr. Brown: "Okay. What is the complaint?" Ego: …
